Sunday, September 16, 2018

Our Elevator Pitch: Jesus Is Lord

St. Paul’s Church in Bergen & Church of the Incarnation, Jersey City NJ
September 16, 2018

Year B, Proper 19: The Sixteenth Sunday after Pentecost
Proverbs 1:20-33
Psalm 19
James 3:1-12
Mark 8:27-38

Our Elevator Pitch: Jesus Is Lord
            On Thursday night I missed what I’m told was a delicious Stone Soup supper because I needed to be at another meeting of the Hudson County Freeholders.
            In the days leading up to the meeting, the County Executive and the Freeholders had announced that they had come up with a plan – what they call a “path to exit” – to gradually wind down Hudson County’s contract to hold ICE detainees in our county jail.
            But, then, a day or two before the meeting, the Freeholders announced that they weren’t yet ready to discuss and vote on this plan – that it was postponed until October.
            Having been fooled before, there were still a large number of activists and lawyers (and a couple of clergy) present and willing to let the Freeholders know what they think about this important subject.
            It was a long and pretty tedious meeting and looking around I saw how many of us were spending much of our time staring at our phones: texting, scrolling through social media, playing games, whatever – all despite the posted signs warning that “Use of Cellular Phones is Prohibited.”
            Good luck with that – because in this day and age most of us can hardly imagine being separated from our phones even for the few hours of a freeholders meeting – or even for the length of a church service!
            This constant connection and instant communication has all sorts of consequences and effects – and one of them is that trends and fads are able to spread really fast.
            Though, there’s nothing really new about fads.
            I remember as a kid the “pet rock” fad. Remember that?
            Of course, you could just pick up a rock off the ground and make it your pet, but the preferred method was to head down to 440, to Two Guys or Valley Fair, and spend your hard-earned money (or, more likely, your parents’ hard-earned money) on a rock packaged in a box, that was marked “Pet Rock.”
            Over the years there have been the Cabbage Patch Kids, and Beanie Babies.
            I remember when I first started teaching there was the fad of girls wearing a teething ring around their necks as a piece of jewelry – a fad that drove many of the more enlightened teachers absolutely bananas!
            In more recent times, there’s been Pokemon Go and fidget spinners – and now there’s something called Juul – a nicotine delivery system designed to look like a product made by Apple – it looks sort of like a computer flash drive – meant to get another generation hooked on tobacco.
            The church goes through its own fads, too.
            Usually they are mostly well-meaning and creative attempts to make the Church more relevant or appealing to people who are not already churchgoers – well-meaning attempts that, after a few years, sometimes may look a little misguided and dated.
            So, there were Clown Masses (with, yes, the priest and others dressed as clowns) for those who want nightmares after attending church.
            There was The Hip Hop Prayer Book and The Hip Hop Mass, and the U2charist, and just recently Grace Cathedral in San Francisco hosted what it called a “Beyoncé Mass.”
            Now, for the record, if any of this brings Christ to people, I’m all for it!
            There for a while it was kind of a fad in the church that we clergy should think of ourselves as “spiritual entrepreneurs” – that we are not just caretakers of our institutions and our people but we are meant to be self-starters – to build new ministries for a new time.
            The term “entrepreneur” is problematic but there’s something to that, right? In fact, I like to think that our Triangle Park Community Center is an example of spiritual entrepreneurship.
            And, then a couple of years ago in the church, it was kind of a fad to talk a lot about our “elevator pitch.”
            Do you know what this is?
            It’s is a concept that comes from the business world – a way to market yourself or an idea.
            “Elevator pitch” means that we should be able to very quickly summarize a concept so that someone can understand the basics – like if you had just a few moments in an elevator to get your point across.
            I thought of elevator pitches when I began to reflect on the haunting and profound questions that Jesus asks his followers in today’s Gospel lesson.
            Questions that Jesus asks us today.
            “Who do people say that I am?”
            “Who do you say that I am?”
            It’s not surprising that back then it seems that people had lots of different ideas about who Jesus is – maybe not so different from today, I guess.
            It’s not surprising that back then people had lots of different ideas about who Jesus is because the correct answer is so… unlikely.
            Jesus was raised by a couple of nobodies in Nowheresville, far from the political and religious power of his day.
            Jesus was a poor man from the sticks who, as far, as anybody knew didn’t have much of a pedigree – not from a well-known family – didn’t attend a great school or study under one of the wise men of the time.
            Jesus was not particularly successful – his “movement,” if we can call it that, didn’t add up to much in the eyes of the world. And, his shameful death would have convinced most people that he was a total failure. Maybe worse than that, probably most of the people of his time and place had no idea who Jesus was, no idea that he lived and died, and no idea of what happened next.
            And, yet.
            And, yet, maybe surprisingly, it’s the Apostle Peter – who so often messed up and, as we heard today, will in fact mess up in a big way in just a moment – it’s Peter who answers the question best:
            “Who do you say that I am?”
“You are the Messiah.”

            And, for two thousand years the Church has faced the challenge of how best to share this most surprising, most life-changing news with the world.
            In the early days, long before the invention of the elevator, the Church came up with what we might call its first elevator pitch:
            “Jesus is Lord.”
            Of course, the elevator pitch is just the start – but it’s an important start.
            Because, if Jesus is Lord then that changes everything – everything for us and for the world.
If Jesus is Lord, then the Caesars of the past and present are most definitely not lord, definitely not in charge, despite all appearances to the contrary.
            If Jesus is Lord, then we know that God chose to come among us as a poor nobody from Nowheresville – and we are called to love and serve God by loving and serving those the world dismisses as nobodies today.
            If Jesus is Lord, then we should look for signs of the Holy in the most unlikely locations – along Bergen Avenue, at Shop Rite, on the bus, in Dunkin Donuts…
            If Jesus is Lord, then we really are meant to love one another – to love even our enemies – to love even those imprisoned by the state – to love even those lacking the right paperwork, to love even those we are taught to hate and fear.
            If Jesus is Lord, then it’s going to cost us – to cost us our time and our money, our gifts, and even our prejudices and judgments.
            If Jesus is Lord, then fads may come and go, empires may rise and fall, the storms of life may sometimes knock us down, but we can never be separated from God’s love – never, no matter what.
            If Jesus is Lord, then even when things don’t look so good and we’re so afraid, in the end, love defeats death.
            So, whether we’re hip-hopping the Mass or singing with Beyoncé in the cathedral or being spiritual entrepreneurs in Triangle Park or just going to church in the same way and the same place we always have:
            Jesus is Lord.
            Even after everything, that is our elevator pitch.
            Amen.